I shall not deal with this foolishness

In the joy of finally having a working cell phone, I am apt to give my number out prematurely. Such was the case Sunday evening, when I was attracted to a profile online. I gave him my number and we exchanged texts, getting to know each other just a little more. In our conversation I state my intentions of just getting to know someone as a friend and that I am in no rush to start talking or dating anyone, especially someone I met online. He calls in the middle of our texting session and I see that he carries an effeminate tone (its not a bad thing, just not what I am attracted to). The phone convo is dead because he called while I was decompressing from a stressful day. Thankfully one of my friends call so I can get off the phone with him. Thirty minutes later he texts me saying that he doesn't think I am interested in him. I carefully reiterate that I am just looking for friends, but even that level has its pre-requisites.

So he calls twice earlier this evening while I am discussing some business with one of my closest friends. Naturally I ignore the call. He calls again while I am on the phone with my best friend (I haven't talked to her in a couple of weeks) and I click the line to tell him I'll call back. I don't (and that's my fault) and I get mad that he is so persistent. I resolve to tell the truth (for the truth shall set you free) the next time we correspond. So here is how it went down (NOTE: text has been kept true to preserve integrity)

'Why do you keep saying u'll get back. If ur not interusted let me know'


'I am not interested'


'Its not that serious now dnt get cocky now i wantd to be ur friend ur to heavy for me and alittle dorky'


'Alright dude. Take it easy'


'u to and on u take it easy on the food peace'

I wanted to really flex my intellectual muscle and go off on him, but I figured it would only create more senseless strife.

'The way you carry yourself will often determine how you are treated: In the long run, appearing vulgar or common will make people disrespect you. For a king respects himself and inspires the same sentiment in others. By acting regally and confident of your powers, you make yourself seem destined to wear a crown.'
Law 34 Be royal in your own fashion: Act like a king to be treated like one